WTF!? Not Syok Ar? Bite Me Lar!

Most people never noticed this.
There is bumps on the letter F, J & 5 on your keyboard.

What is those bumps for?
Those who learned computer typing during the time when still using the soft floppy disk time, might know about this. The instructor might already told you this and you still remember.

For a lot people nowadays, they do no know what is these bumps for and what they called.
These 3 keys area called “Home Keys”.
No! I’m not talking about this 1!!!

These bumps are made for people who usually typing without looking at the keyboard to sense the location of their index finger on the keyboard.
Nowadays not much people are typing without looking at the keyboard at all. But last time, there is a lot of pro people can type the whole page of article without even looking into the keyboard at all!
So these keys are made for them to make sure they locate their finger at the correct place.

The key “5″ at the number pad is also a “Home Key”, but usually is role is not as important as the “F” and “J”. Because usually people who make use of these home keys, they will usually use four of their fingers at both side of their hands to sense.

Example, on the left hand, when their index finger is on the “F” key, they will automatically know that the keys at their left hand is “ASDF” and when their right index finger is on the “J” key, they will know that their right hand is on “JKL;”.

Anyway, these “F” & “J” is only “Home Keys” for QWERTY keyboards.
I’m not sure there is home keys for DVORAK keyboards or not, coz usually i see don’t have, and some have “U” & “H” key as the home keys.

Olympic will start at 6 more days later, 12th February 2010.

You must be asking, “Olympic not at 2012 at London mer?”
Yeah, you are not wrong. That is also Olympic. 2012 ones is Summer Olympic.
Now I am talking about Winter Olympic.

I assume that some people might say, “Cheh, Winter Olympic is not real Olympic lah, If it is real Olympic, our country sure send people already one, so why care?”.
If you say like this, then here is my answer to you.
Fuck You!
We are not sending our people because we do not have winter sports, and we do not have the athletes for winter sports.
Not because Winter Olympic is not official Olympic events!
Idiot!!!

Anyway, I really hope that some of those people who always go to Sunway Piramid to play ice skating will be sent by our country to the Winter Olympic, hahahahha.

By the way, one more month later, there will be Winter Paralympic 2010 at the same place, at Vancouver.
Paralympic is the same like Olympic where it have Summer Paralympic and Winter Paralympic.
Paralympic is for athletes who are physically disabled. In Malaysia words, OKU.
Our country is also participate in the Summer Paralympic. But sadly, the budget our government allocate to Paralympic games is very very low.
I really hope that our government will increase the budget for our Paralympic sports.
You know what? Our Paralympic athletes are real warriors. They brought back a lots of gold medal, they never use the excuse about their disability for not doing anything. Instead, they made our country proud and prove that we are a strong nation!

I always wonder why these Paralympic athletes never awarded a “Datuk” title even though some of them had already bring back so many gold medals. While those who only bring back 1 silver medal can get the title.

To be honest, I will not spend much time to watch the Winter Olympic. But I will spend more time to watch the Winter Paralympic and see these warriors struggling to make their country proud, although we have no athletes sent for the Winter Paralympic 2010.

Yes, I am talking about Windows again!

The screen on the stage, looks familiar?
I bet you have seen it in your PC if you a Windows user, no matter which version!

Anyway, aside from Windows system files always corrupt and causing troubles to your Windows(which happens always), there is also another major factor. The Windows registry.

To be honest, I don’t even know why registry was made at the first place, it just making it easier for people to get their virus or trojans to load during start up easier by inserting a line into the **\Microsoft\Windows\Current\Run in the registry.

Therefore, optimizing your registry is very important. Which means, lines that are not usual should be remove to avoid malicious stuff running when the PC boot. And you have to clean registry every week to make sure no viruses is booted up together with your Windowsblows

I understand that not everyone knows how to optimize their Windows registry manually.
If you know how to do it, it would be good, since you will be in full control on what you want to remove and what not to remove.
For those who do not know how to do it manually, do not even think of trying it. You will be causing the BSOD(Blue Screen Of Death) appear more often, and even worse, you screwed the whole Windows and prepare to ask people to format the PC for you!

Since you do not know how to do it manually, then how?
Just go and download some registry cleaner and let the software do the work for you.
Do act smart and think that you can do it yourself, you will end up making your PC much more worse! Windows itself is bad enough anyway. lol

Usually, some people who do know how to edit or configure the registry them self, they usually do use these kind of software as their registry editor, since they usually lazy to find each of those lines at different place them self.

There is a lot of Windows registry editor and cleaner software nowadays. One of them is this one ==> Regwork.
You may also find a lot in Cnet download site. Just take your time to find yourself. If you find anyone that you like, just stick to it.
But make sure do not download some fake ones, coz there is a lot fake software on the Internet nowadays which is actually a spyware itself, such as those “Antivirus” which it is actually a virus itself. lol

And the same thing I am going to say, this is the reason why I am using Linux, coz there is no such thing in Linux!
Enjoy your misery with Windows! And good luck to your datas! lol

This is the part 2 of “Fuck You!” article.
I fuck off people not enough yet. In fact, there is still a lot more things I wanted to fuck people off!

Now, I want to fuck off these sohai who refuse to accept something new to them and refuse for accept something that they think it is not a trend for them. And also, when they see boycotting something is a trend, they just follow without really experiencing those things them self.

First, I wanted to talk about operating systems for your PC.
If you read my blog long enough, you will see that I did write a lot things about Linux. Not just about Ubuntu Linux itself only, also about other distributions of Linux as well as various of BSD unix systems.

You there, the one who reading this now. You are using Windows to read this article now right? You are actually using something that carrying virus to reading this. For those who are using opensource operating systems, bravo to you.

Linux has been available for download for use since 1998, or earlier. At least, when I started to know and learn about Linux, it was 1998, during Red Hat Linux 6.2.
A lot of people, especially Malaysian and Singaporean, they think Linux is just something very new and just appeared recently. If thats the case, fuck you!

Linux is evolved from the old Unix, something which is long exist before Windows 1.0. So if you want to talk about the operating system history, it is even much older than Windows.

Originally, Unix/Linux was more used on servers. And started around year 2000, it started to also focus on desktop. And now, Ubuntu which it is founded by Canonical, had succeeded this purpose nowadays.

A lot of morons think that all servers in the world is running on Windows Server. And again, fuck you lar idiot! My server here which is running this website is running on Debian Linux. If you say only my website is running on Linux, and others is not, then fuck you again. No need to say much, I just show you some examples. Google is running on Linux, Twitter, Facebook, Yahoo, Blogspot, they are all running on Linux and BSD Unix.

If you thinking that I am talking something baseless without evidence, then here is the evidence.

• Google Site Report
• Yahoo Site Report
• Blogspot Site Report

Guess what? Even the ADSL modem/router you are using now is running on Linux, and there is no modem/router is running on Windows at all. Funny to say this, but in Microsoft headquarters them self, the network products that they are using, it is also running Linux/Unix also. lol

Now, back to talk about your desktop.
A lot people keep on saying that Linux desktop is sucks.
Then tell me, how exactly that Linux is sucks?
It can’t run the Windows games and programs that you want? Windows too can’t run Linux’s games and programs. But fortunately, due to too much people over fancy for Windows, this is why a lot of software developers compiles a Windows versions for these Windows users. And most of these software is opensource.

Undeniable, Windows is good for entertainment like playing games and watch movies.
But hey, I can also watch DVDs in my Linux desktop, and it loads damn nice some more.
95% of the people who are actually saying Linux is sucks, is actually those people who never used Linux before, and in fact, most of them didn’t even see Linux before. What they comment about Linux is actually just from words of those people who over fancy for Windows. And then they just take it as real and retransmit the stupid fake message.

Therefore, I hope that all these morons will change their fucking mindset, use it and test it them self before talk and give any comments.

These morons always think that something which is free is not good, and something that is expensive only good. For that, I say, fuck you!
Linux is free in terms of price, and the source code is available to be download by everyone for free.
But who made those codes? Everyone did. The developers contributed codes is selected carefully and chosen the best to be compiled into the actual release version. Therefore, you do not even need to worry about the possibilities of any malicious codes is embedded in it. On the other hand, for Windows, no one besides the Microsoft developers them self actually see any part of the codes before. This is why whenever a security hole was found, no one except Microsoft them self is able to fix the security issue.

So in other words, free and opensource software is free in terms of cash. But it was paid in form of effort and contribution from the developers who contributed their part of codes. Also, opensource softwares and operating systems is formed by comments and bugs reports from all users who submitted their reports or complaints to make them works better in the next version. So Linux is only free of charge in terms of cash, and it was paid by everyone in the form of effort and supporting spirit.

I am not trying to condemn Microsoft or anyone who do not know anything about Linux in this article. But just telling you all to change the mindset to accept something new to you if it is something good. Change your mindset to test something before you even comment about it. And stop become the fucking slave of the trend!

And there is something I very pissed off with those people to upgrade ther PC’s operating system from XP to Vista or Windows 7 without even care about the compatibility issues and any advantage. These sohai all just want to have something new and trendy in their PC.
Now I wanted to ask you, what is the benefit of changing your XP to Vista, Windows 7 beside they are something new? Security issues? You are just using a desktop where got nothing confidential inside, who care to hack you PC?

Upgrading from Vista to Windows 7 is acceptable due to Windows 7 is actually enhanced and bug fix version of Vista with a but GUI enhancement. It is acceptable for upgrading from Vista to Windows 7 due to Vista has too much bugs and memory leak problems. But the matter of facts, those who wanted to upgrade to Windows 7 is just wanted to have something new, and these morons do not even know that there is memory leak issue with Vista!

If your current operating system able to do all the things you need, then just stick to it lar, why upgrade to newer version where you are not using a server? Server need to be upgraded is because of people wanted to make sure the security issue was fix and secure the server from getting hack and losing classified information. For your desktop, who cares even if you have your naked picture inside? No one will even know you are that stupid to put your naked picture in your PC lar! You are not Edison Chen or Gillian Chung lar!

If you concern so much about your PC’s security, then use Linux lar. Using a server grade operating system will ensure your PC is having equivalent security like server.
Desktop version of Windows will not be as secure as the Windows for servers, this is how Microsoft make money form those people who fancy about Windows servers, although Windows servers is still not as secure as Linux/Unix servers.

Ok, it seems like this part 2 of the “Fuck You” is too long, so I will continue at my next article “Fuck You! Part 2B – Fuck You Lar! Idiots!” Which is actually directly continue from this part 2 of the “Fuck You!”

You might wonder why this article’s title is called “Fuck You”.
After much consideration, I found that this 2 words is the most perfect for this article.
Since I am going to criticize majority of the Malaysian’s stupid mindset, I will say vulgar words a lot in this article. If you don’t like, then fuck off and don’t bother to continue to read.

First, I am going to talk about our country’s economy, politics and anything regarding our current living environment.

• So my first question to you, do you know who is our prime minister now?

I’m sure a lot people can get the answer right, especially older peoples. But also, there is a lot of idiots will answer “Abdullah Badawi” or even worse, “Mahathir”.
This part I will fuck off these idiots who give wrong answer.
Why do I need to fuck these people off when give wrong answer? Very simple, you’ve been living in this country so long, and do not even know what the fuck is going on to the country. You dare to say you a Malaysian ar? Fuck you lar!

You might say whats the big deal of not knowing these?
Then do you know that if you know nothing about the current economy situation and current politic situation, even when the country turn upside down, you will still not knowing what happened when you are required to pay more for your petrol, foods and other necessities?

I remember when I was still a student last time, I was talking to a few of my campus mate. To be accurate, my seniors. One of them do not even know why the “Roti Telur” raise price. That time the egg price was suddenly raise a lot. And when we told him that egg has raise price, guess what he said? He go and say “it is something that for adults to concern, we children no need to care about it”. And guess what? He was a repeat student who failed to clear his paper and his is already 24 years old that time. But hopefully, now he started to care about all this, as he is no longer a children anymore. For your information, he is one of the famous magician in KL and had appeared on the TV for a lot times already, although he is a graphic design graduates.

In fact, not only this feller thinks like that. The facts is, there is too much young people thinking like this nowadays, this is why some certain party of the politic take advantage on these people who does not even care about politic and get their votes from all these idiots, even though they are not doing their work well during their terms.
*To ISA, please read properly that I do not mention any political parties and or mention about any politician’s name. So this article shall not be use against me for any legal actions.

A lot of young working people also fall to these category of idiots, they work just for the sake of spending on what they like. Not much of them work for really support them self and support a family, not much of them keep the money for their future plans. These big spenders usually do not even give a damn on what happened to the country or politic. To them, they just think of their own desire. When things raise price, they reaction is just “Oh raise price already ar?”, not asking about they reason of raise price.
When comes to the election days, they vote without using their brain. They just vote to whoever is currently ruling without even care hows the MP is doing their work during their terms. And surprisingly, these people don’t even know how good or bad their area’s MP is doing work, coz they don’t even know who is their area’s MP.

You might say, things raise price is out of our control, coz things raise price mah. But do you think of what is the reason it raise price? A lot of the items which raise price is actually subsidize by the current ruling government, which means they subsidy is from our tax money. We pay tax for having these things price to be lower. Of course, when the government feel that the money needs to be use on other places, they can do it, but citizen who pay tax have the rights to know about it. In fact, most of the time. the government do announce where the money channel to. But it is not always channeled to the place who want and sometimes it is not appropriate. This is why the citizen who payed tax reserve the rights to voice out.

But these idiots who just accept the price raise without even know the reason, is giving the ruling party more power to channel the money to inappropriate projects. Other words, the tax we payed is used on other place already, and we did not enjoy the benefit from the tax we payed much.

So idiots, it is the time you start to follow up the current situation of the economy and the politic now! Vote to the side that you see will bring benefit to the people, not the side that is currently ruling without consider anything! The politic is not only about other people’s power, it do related with the moneys in your wallet, the moneys in your bank account!