Fucking Moron Advertisers

And here is the most interesting part.
Some bloggers had mentioned about the advantages of breast feeding and suggested that the product can be a good supplements. Guess what? The dairy product company rejected the draft and demanded the bloggers to say their product is better than a mother’s breast milk!

Hey! Since when cow milk become much better than a mother’s breast milk? Are the cows that this company used are cows that have human immune system? Or their milk are produced using human milk? They have humans squeezing breast milk in their factory to produce this product? Formulas and enzymes that created synthetically will never beat those enzymes which naturally produced by a mother’s breast.

If they really think that their cow is better than human, I think it is best if they intercourse with cows instead of their wife, since they think their cows are so superior. Or perhaps, they really did get married to a cow, thats why they think that cow’s milk are better a human mother’s milk.

As conclusion, I hope that these celebrity wannabe bloggers will wake up and see the world. A blogger’s integrity and pride are not worth only RM50 or RM100. If there is any advertorial task which require you to sell your soul, just tell the advertiser to fuck off.

And to those advertisers, when you offering a task to a blogger, please stated properly what you want at the beginning and don’t simply alter your requirement at the middle of the advertorial campaign. If the blogger can comply with your requirements, they will take it. If they can’t and rejected it from the beginning, at least you will not creating an enemy in the social media industry who will strike back at you in the future!

P/S: I am not a blogger in the mentioned dairy product’s campaign. I just saw what happened and I am so fucking pissed off when I see that dairy product company is treating bloggers like cheap and low life creatures!

P/S #2: Do not ever let your child use a magnet to suck out a spoon from under the fridge. That is only something fictional for advertising purpose only. In real life, if you let your child doing so, you will then need to prepare a funeral for an electrocuted child of yours!

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