Here is a story I watch from the road side. Damn funny!
lol

One day, when I was on my way going back home. That road I use for go home, usually at that hour shouldn’t be so jam already. But that day is damn fucking jam. Traffic moved slowly.

And when reach until the part where caused the jam, I found that 1 MAS air stewardess and a guys is quarreling, they are malay couple. Oh, so thats the reason of traffic jam. Coz everyone stop their car and watch the show.

For me, what should I do? No point stay in the car as the road is so jam, so I did the same with other ppl, stop the car at road side and go and watch the show, hahhaha.

From that air stewardess and that guy’s conversation, I found that the air stewardess saying that she wanted to leave him and go back to her mother’s house. And that guy is trying to calm her down and ask her to go home with him.

So i asked those people who are already watched the show since the beginning what actually happened to them. Those who just reach there also asking the same thing.

Suddenly, one of the audience say “Takdelah, itu hal orang lain, baik jangan sibuk…. kau orang tau tak, laki ni kongkek dengan orang lain mase awek ni pergi kerja oh. laki ni kongkek sama seorang pondan atas katil dia org oh!!!!

then everyone laught like hell. that guy then feel very sia sui and ask that girl to go home with him, saying that if want to fight, fight at home, dun fight in public.

than that girl say, “kau tau buat benda yang tak tau macam ni, kau tak berani bagi orang tau ke!?”

I some how pitty that girl, she is quite pretty also, should be an international flight air stewardess.

and then she talk to everyone, saying that her flight was cancelled due to some reason (what reason, she din say), then she go home, who know see her husband is liwat an ah kua on their bed, hahahhaa

then that guy keep on try to ask her to stop talking and go home to talk.

not long after that, due to this free show had blocked the whole road until jam like hell, police come. then the police tell them if want to fight, go to the balai and fight, don’t block the road.

then immediately that girl follow the police, that guy have no choice but to follow the police also. then the police ask everyone to leave, and the police said “semua orang, pergi, wayang dah habis, semua balik”
lol

then the show is end immediately.
if that day i have more free time, maybe i will follow them to the balai and continue to watch the movie
hahhahhaa

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